I walked to the train station to get away from Nanny. Because Nanny was following me I took the train to the station near my home. When I got there, I got into the elevator, which looked suspiciously like cardboard box. I pressed the ON button... and fell unconscious.
I woke up just outside the box, back on the first floor. I walked right, and found another elevator. I got in and pressed 5, even though this elevator was a yellow cardstock box. I arrived. There was a yellow cardstock lunchroom filled with men who might be builders. The elevator cable broke. There was trash below. The good news: I was not hurt. The bad news: It was Dump As Much Trash Down The Elevator As Possible Day. The men dumped old candy wrappers, stale cereal bars, a wedding ring, a small brown papier mache bottle marked:
CASTRO'S AMAZING CHLOROFORM FLUID, and a bunch of really, really, old cheese. Oh, and a banana peel. But... The men came down. They found me, even though I tried to hide.They took me to a box that said CASTRO'S AMAZING BOX. They dropped me into it. I got a glimpse of a papier mache bottle on a string. I only saw: A 'S AMAZING FORM LUID. Than I was unconscious once again.
When I came to, I was in a gorgeous top floor office with an executive-cat-guy-thing in it. It said "I've been expecting you... But do please take the use of my gorgeous, beauteous, elevator... You'll find your way back eventually... Probably after you run out of food... Goodbye!" He smiled malevolently. I sprinted for the elevator. As I went to the buttons, he called, "We'll be monitoring which floor you get out on!" The doors closed, and I looked around. It was made of concrete, with a pile of feces and urine-If you don't know what that means, it means pee-pee and poo-poo- and Guenevere was inside with me. She leaped into my arms, because she was as afraid as I. The elevator got to floor2 and opened. I had wanted floor 1, but there were stairs. I went down the stairs, (very steep they were,) and saw my mother. I tried to call to her but my voice was too hoarse. Miraculously, she saw me. We ran as fast as we could, because the
Executive Cat-Guy-Thing was coming, its Executive Claw-Nail-Things out. It was almost too late. But we made it. Isaac and Daddy were at the Information Desk. We ran as fast as we could.
CRACK-KABOOM
thunder crashed
but i was
awake.
P.S. The storm lasted from 4:58 to 5:05.
