LOOK AT THIS (AND IF YOU DON'T I'LL BE VERY ANGRY)

I am writing another novel.
{I'm waiting for you to say something like: 'Oh, another one! Give me a break!'}
But it's true, oh yes it is. If you think I'm insane, email me. If you want to see it, email me. I'll send you whatever I have written so far. If you think this is a hoax, YOU ARE WRONG, but email me anyway.

From the lips (keyboard) of RAchel Bernoff

P.S. I don't have a name for it yet. But don't worry, I'll think of something!
P.P.S. THIS IS NOT A HOAX! THIS IS ENTIRELEY TRUE! @#$%&*!